Animal Sex Dvd
Top 5 cars to have sex in by Five
Having sex in cars isn’t just for horny teenagers; it can be a fun diversion from the bedroom’s discreet confines, and with a little bit of imagination and perhaps a toy box laden with fun accessories, all you need is a car, a partner and a vivid imagination. Bigger is not necessarily better and the old proverb still applies; it’s not the size that matters, it’s what you do with it.
1. Mitsubishi L200 Long Bed (Animal)
Position: All of them
Even though this is not a truck to be reckoned with and you could fit a fully fledged king size bed in the back this is one car that was simply made for having sex in. It’s long in the body and deep and for some added privacy it comes with a hard top cover.
2. Volvo V70
Position: Deck Chair
The Volvo’s lines are soft and smooth and the interior boasts a great car to have sex in. With plenty of space to roll around, change positions and stretch the legs, with the right angle, she’ll spell Volvo with capital O’s.
3. Bentley Motors Limited.
Position: Victory – Women’s legs open in the V formation.
Having sex in this car is a lot like having sex in a V12-powered hotel suite, if it were capable of driving 195mph, and with its throbbing 1,100-Watt audio system, it’ll be difficult to isolate the source of all the velocity.
4. Ford Mustang Convertible
Position: Reverse Cowgirl – with the top down and the front seats forward helps.
This car has a raw, sexual swagger and it definitely is a car you’ll want to have sex in. It’s just a shame the car can’t be moving at the same time. This car is the ideal choice if you are a under 4 ft tall or an exhibitionist.
5. Lexus LS600h LWB
Position: Arm Chair – check for footprints on the rear window afterwards.
Sex in this car is not for the passionless or quiet. This range is available with executive class seating that reclines and massages. It has an optional DVD system should you wish to watch some R rated movies.
Getting lucky would be painfully easy in any uncompromising slab of home-grown muscular metal. If you don’t happen to have any of the above cars, relax doing it in a Kia in Bournemouth can create quite the stir.
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Having sex in cars isn’t just for horny teenagers; it can be a fun diversion from the bedroom’s discreet confines, and with a little bit of imagination and perhaps a toy box laden
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